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She put our catch in their dish and watched as the two pampered pets sniffed at the fish but refused to eat it. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? ALF "Trust me on this one, I've been wrong so many times before." A woman walked into my aunt’s animal shelter wanting to have her cat and six kittens spayed and neutered.
One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
— Cats are smarter than dogs. Confused, my father asked what the parrot could say. A: To keep an eye on the mouse! Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
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Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. ALF: Never mind the curtains put me out. A: “Take me to your litter.” Q: Why don’t kittens like shopping online? A: An alley cat Q: What do you call at cat that goes bowling? No fake thumbnails here, I show the real clips.
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Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does. Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? "That's how we got into this mess in the first place."
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As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of muscatel and announced, "These are for my cats." Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer? A: A meowntain Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? Too many cheetahs. A: They prefer a cat-alogue. Two hours later the cat was back, looking for breakfast. They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, chicken & lamb meat—but not mouse meat, which is probably all cats want. If so, give her a name that screams "I'm a star!" A: A mice cream cone Q: How do cats get over a fight? And stripes make you look fat." Now he won't come when I call him.