So the next time you over-commit yourself to a 90-minute boot camp class at the gym or take on a home renovating project with only Youtube as your guide, remember this Traeger-ism.
Ron Swanson: “You've fallen into a classic trap, Christopher. Here are a few Chris Traeger affirmations to help you live your best life.One of Chris Traeger’s defining qualities was his commitment to lifting others out of their own self-deprecating moods. Parks and Recreation is a trademark of NBC, making all Ron Ulysses Swanson related materials their property. Eventually, he found it with Ann Perkins but before the two shacked up and had a baby, Chris … Anything more than that would be excessive.”
(but hey, we did write the whole bio section ourselves)Hopefully their bureaucratic suits realize we live in free America, and this site is simply a tribute to a great American, whether fictional or not.That portrait was created by Sam Spratt, an amazingly talented artist. He’s there for moral support, to offer words of positivity and to help his friends when they need it most – like when Ben loses his job and spends three weeks working on a Claymation video that lasts only a few seconds. Ron Swanson: “I would of preferred a regular hamburger for eating, but this is very nice.”
Ron Swanson: “I also shook his hand. This Traeger-ism is really just a metaphor for life; you’ll have plenty of options and all of them will be terrible, but hey, at least you’ve got them. Ron Swanson giving Chris Traeger advice on the wooden box he made for him, when Chris gets a little emotional over the new gift he received.
Even when the world seems to have conspired against him and despair begins to overwhelm his days, Chris finds a way to spin the situation around, even if it is at his own expense. Remember that when you’re fending off another bunch of disappointing Tinder matches.This may not seem like a life-altering nugget of wisdom, but Chris Traeger’s dedication to eating healthy, working out, and becoming the first human being to reach the ripe old age of 150-years-old is pretty damn inspiring. Ron Swanson: “Saltwater will warp the wood, so keep your It’s a good lesson for the next time you’re left reeling after a relationship comes undone. He is the support system, he carries the game, quite literally, and is often relied upon for strategical advice. Remember that the next time crippling anxiety threatens to keep you up for fifty hours straight.Chris Traeger experienced his own roadblocks on the path to love. Anything is possible.The caddie is the most underappreciated person on the golf course but he has an important part to play.
When those low valleys came, it was constant exercise coupled with his proclivity for multitasking that kept the dark thoughts at bay. Ron Swanson: “It's quarter sawn zebra wood, joined by floating tenants to the black walnut corner posts finished Chris Traeger experienced his own roadblocks on the path to love.
Ron’s prediction about CTMTS is proven correct — he would learn nothing. He was kind enough to allow our site to use it.
Chris Traeger is very cheerful and energetic, usually leaving the hard truths to Ben Wyatt. Chris has given Ron a hamburger trophy as a goodbye gift.
Ron Swanson: “And I predicted I would learn nothing form this process. Chris was there to help Andy prepare for the test and he was there when Andy failed, giving us the ultimate example of #friendshipgoals.
Ron's contribution to Chris's going away gift. Ron Swanson does not understand these new gadgets that Chris bought for he and Ann's child.
We are not affiliated with NBC, or trying to pass most of this content off as our own. Chris Traeger: “There are so many things that I can say about Ron, but I think that the best man speech should represent the So the next time you’re dealt a rare blood disorder at a young age or when the daughter of a lackluster employee breaks up with you at a bowling fundraiser just know that these moments only make you stronger.Life is full of challenges and ways to deal with them.
Ron Swanson approves of Chris’ short, and to the point best man speech. Ron Swanson: “This went poorly.” Twice.